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Is This
The Best Bong
Ever Created?
We Know What You're Thinking,
It's A Big Claim To Make And
Here Comes More Hype
Everyone Claims To Be The Best,
Why Should You Believe Me....
Well, Let Me Give You
Reasons To Ponder
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What WilL Your verdict be?
Lets Start At The Top With
Reasons #1-7
Lower Section
Female Slip Fit
Double Silicone O-Rings
Hot Swappable
Helps Reduces Virus/Cold Transmissions
Easy To Clean
- Upper Section
- Custom Shapes
- Customs Sizes
- Custom Colors
- Drilled/Undrilled
- Male Slip Fit
- Double Silicone O-Rings
- Various Materials Can Be Used
- Aluminum
- Stainless Steel
- Titanium
- Milled From Solid Billets
- Drilled/Undrilled
- For Custom Add-Ons
- To Attach Lanyards In Lounge/Party Situations
- Custom Milling
- Custom Lasering
- The Part Your Lips Touch
- Usually Fused To The Main Body On Traditional Bongs
- Can't Be Changed Or Removed On Normal Bongs
The Modular Mouth Pieces
Were Designed To Address
Some Key Points
- They Are Removable And Interchangeable​​
- Future Options, Such As Flavor/Filtration​​
- Hygienically Designed From The Start To Reduce Cold/Flu Transmission​​
- Customize With Multiple Color Options, Shapes and Sizes With Custom Lasering Or Milling
- Using A Custom Angled Coupler, The Angle The Bong Is Hit Can Be Changed​
- It's Even Possible To Use Custom Made Glass Mouth Pieces​
- Perfect For Multi Person Use In Lounge/Party Situations​
Moving On Down The Best Bong,
We Come To The Chamber Assembly
Reasons #8-21
- Machined From Solid Billets
- Custom Milling
- Custom Lasering
- Large 3.5" Flange With Percolation Holes
- Threaded Ends
- Small 2.5" Flange With Percolation Holes
- Threaded Ends To Accept Various Accessories
- Threaded Ends To Accept Various Parts
- Percolation Holes Provide 1st Stage of Bubbling
- Silicone O-Rings For Water Tight Seal
- Polycarbonate Tube
- Virtually Unbreakable
- Most Bongs Are Static, What You Buy Is What You're Stuck With Forever
- Our Chambers Are Modular And Infinitely Customizable
- They Hold The Bubblers & Water
- They Can Be Stacked Using A Coupler To Create Multi Stage Bong Set ups
- Designed For Up To 3" I.D. Chambers
The Chambers Were Designed To Be Modular And Customizable
- Material Options include Aluminum, Stainless Steel & Titanium​
- Flanges Have Percolation Holes Machined In To Vary The Draw​
- Silicone O-Ring Seals​
- Threaded To Accept Other Bubblers, Couplers & Mouth Pieces​
- Bullet Proof Glass "AKA Polycarbonate"​
- Tube Can Be Replaced With Taller or Shorter Tubes​
- Chambers Can Also Utilize Custom Made Glass Tubes​
- Modular Flange Design​
- Rubber Washers At Inlets To Provide A Watertight Seal​
- 2" & 3" Diameter Chamber Sizes​
- Custom Drilled Options For Future Accessories​
- Flanges Can Be Laser Engraved​
- Flanges Can Be Custom Milled​
- Can Couple With Other Chambers to Create Multi Stage Bongs​
Lets Go Inside The Main Chambers For
Reasons #22-28
The Bubbler System
- Disc Spacers
- Percolation Discs
- Drilled Holes Provide Percolation
- Can Accommodate O-Rings
- Use 1-4 Discs At A Time
- Threaded Chamber Flange
- Rubber Seal
- Inner Shaft
- Main Body
- Discs & Spacers Slip Over This Part
- Top Cap
- AÂ Bubbler or Percolator Is What Causes The Fine Bubbles Through The Water As Vapor Fills The Chambers
- Most Bubblers Have Lots Of Tiny Holes/Slits In Them To Make The Bubbles
- Most Bongs Have Static Bubblers And Can Never Be Changed
- These Internally Fused Bubblers Can Break or Crack Inside The Bongs
- They Can Be Hard To Get Completely Clean
- The Best Bong Has Unlimited Bubbler Options
The Standard Bubbler System Is Modular In Design
- 1-4 Discs Can Be Used
- Base Has Rubber Seal
- Custom Discs, # Holes/Milling/Colors
- 3-D Bubbler Options Give Infinite Possibilities
- Glass Adapter For Custom Glass Bubblers
- Special Gemstone Bubbler
- Bubblers Will Become Heirloom Collectibles
The Stock Bubbler Is Awesome,
But there Is More, Lots More...
We Call Them 3-D Bubblers
They are 3 Dimensional And Can Be Virtually Any Shape/Form
Below Are Some 3-D Printed Examples
Imagine All The Possible Looks You Can Create
Holiday Themes, Sports Themes and More...
They Can Be Your Own Creations,
As Long, As You Use
Suitable Materials.
Metal/Glass/Ceramics Work Best
How Cool Is That?
No Other Bong Is Capable Of That
Wait Till You See Our New Gemstone Bubbler,
Another Bong First
And Now We Go To The Bottom Of The Best Bong
For Reasons #29-36
- Since The Best Bong Is Modular,
- The Base Accepts The Intake Stem/s (1-4 are possible)
- The Chambers Couple To It Using The Threads
- Also Provides A Super Stable Base For The Bong
- Large 3.5" Diameter Base
- Comes Standard With 1-Intake
- Threaded Top
- Couples To Flanges
- Easy Push Pull Insertion
- Double Silicone O-Rings
- Up To 4 Intakes Are Possible
The Multi Port Base
- Large 3.5" DiameterTo Accommodate Larger Chambers
- Threaded Top
- Intakes Use Double Silicone O-Rings Push/Pull Insertion
- Customization Options Include Laser/Milling
- Single Intake Comes Standard, Up To 4 Are Possible
- 2-Way Intake
- 3-Way Intake
- 4-Way Intake
Now To The Intake Of The Best Bong
For Reasons #37-41
- It's The Part The Bowl/Slide Sits In
- It's The Part That Channels The Vapor Down Into The Bong Chambers Holding The Water
- Usually Fixed And Static And Are Not Modular In Design
- Down Stem Elbow
- Push/Pull Insertion
- Uses Double Silicone O-rings
- DownStem Extensions
- For Multi-Stage Setups
- 19mm Female Taper Joint Comes Standard
- Accepts All Bowl/Slides
The Intake Assembly
- Modular 2 Piece Design
- Can Be Extended Using Extension Pieces
- Double Silicone O-Ring Seals
- 19mm Female Taper Joint
- Customize With Lasering/Milling
The Best Bong Also Comes
With The Bowl Mates System
For Reasons #42-56
- It's What Holds The Herb
- They Are Usually Glass And Breakable
- They Are Static And Don't Stop The Ash From Getting In The Water
- Bowl Mates Solve All The Traditional Bowl/Slide Problems
- Assembled Upper And Lower Sections
- All Parts Can Be Various Colors
- All Parts Can Be Various Shapes & Sizes
- Ash Can Cone Insert
- Provides Additional Ash Capture
- Ash Can Insert
- Traps The Ash
- Keeps Water Cleaner Longer
- 19mm Male Lower Section
- Can Be Male/Female
- 10mm/14mm/19mm sizes
- Upper Section
- Holds Ash CanÂ
- Holds Herb Inserts
- 1 Gram Herb Bowl Insert
- Inserts Can Be Made In A Curved/Coned Bottom
- Carb Cap/Tamper
- 1/4 Gram Bowl Insert
- Inserts Can Be Made In A Curved/Coned Bottom
- 1/2 Gram Bowl Insert
- Inserts Can Be Made In A Curved/Coned Bottom
Another Bong First
- Modular 2 Piece Design With Accessories
- 10mm Male Option
- 10mm Female Option
- 14mm Male Option
- 14mm Female Option
- 19mm Male Option
- 19mm Female Option
- Comes With A Carb Cap/Tamper
- Multi Gram/Volume Inserts
- The "Ash Can" Traps The Ash And Keeps The Water Cleaner Longer
- Custom Colors
- Custom Shapes
- Custom Lasering
- Custom Milling
- Unbreakable, Will Last Forever
And If That Still Isn't Enough Reasons For You
Lets Go Over Reason #57
This Thing Can Transform Into A Nectar Collector Style Bong
- Uses The Stock Down Stem With 19mm Taper Joint
- Uses 19mm Quartz/Ti Nails
- Special Adapter To Convert To Nectar Collector Style Vertical Bong
- Uses Standard Bubbler 1-4 Discs
- We'll Just Combine Any/All The Nectar Collector Features As A Single Reason, The Nectar Collector Uses Either Titanium or Quartz Nails In Either 14mm or 19mm
Lets Talk About How You Can Personalize It
- Stock Undrilled Best Bong
- Best Bong With All Possible Parts Drilled
- Drilled Flanges With Real Crystals
- Red Metal Studs
- Chamber Cover/Sleeves
- Sleeves/Covers Can Be Made From All Kinds Of Materials
- Down Stem Cover/Sleeves
- Drilled Parts Can Be Used For All Types Of Custom Things
- Studs, Beads, Crystals
- Handles
- Chains & Dangling Charms
- Endless Possibilities
- We Look Forward To All Of Your Creations
- Sleeves/Covers For The Chambers
- Sleeves/Covers For The Down Stems
- Sleeves/Covers For The Mouth Pieces
- Drilled Flanges
- Drilled Mouth Pieces
- Drilled Base
- Drilled Down Stem Elbow
More Personalization Examples
The 420 Multi-Generational Warranty
- Infinity Warranty, Auto Transfers, Multi-Generational
- Virtually Unbreakable
- Easy To Clean, Use Our EZ Clean Kit, or UltraSonic Cleaner
- Long Term Storage Is Easy With The Provided Case
And What About Those Cherished Memories
- Since It's Modular, It Can Be Repaired Or Renewed
- Imagine Sharing The Same Bong Your Great Grand Parents Used
Well There You Have It
- No Hype
- No Designer Names
- Just Excellent Design/Engineering
- Superior Material Choices
- An Heirloom To Be Handed Down From Generation To Generation
- Most Bongs Will Be Broken In A Few Years Or Less
- The Best Bong Will Out Last Them All
We're Looking For 2 People From Every State To Be Our Initial "Best Bong" Ambassadors. "Those Chosen Will Get a Special Price And The Nectar Collector Adapter Included, Plus Our Never To Be Released To The Public "Umido Grinder"
Be One Of The First To Get The "Best Bong"
Only 100 Units Available From The First production Run.
Then You'll Have To Wait Till The Next Run Is Made
Only 100 Units Available From The First production Run.
Then You'll Have To Wait Till The Next Run Is Made
Get on the list now
We only have 90 of the Best Bongs available in the standard anodized aluminum.
We will be making more, but if you want to be one of the first to have one, submit your info and maybe we’ll pick you?
We’re Looking For 2 People From Every State To Be Our Initial “Best Bong” Ambassadors.
“Those Chosen Will Get a Special Price And The Nectar Collector Adapter Included, Plus Our Never To Be Released To The Public “Umido Grinder”
Let us know if you would have an interest in owning a Best Bong made of Stainless Steel or Titanium.
They will definitely be more expensive than the aluminum version but, they will last forever and then some. Oh and don’t forget how extremely cool they will look.
Put your info in the tab/category that mosts interest you and we will contact you when they become available.
The Best Bong Waiting List
Stainless Steel & Titanium
Will Be Offered In The Future
Aluminum
Price Range From $1199+
Stainless Steel
Price Range From $1499+
Titanium
Price Range From $ ?????+
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