The First Ever
"420 Multi-Generational Warranty"
They Said We Should Put A Time On It, So We Picked
Years. That's Over 15
Generations!
But It Will Probably Last Longer
Stuff Shouldn't Break
I’m so tired of the old capitalist mentality of endless consumption and endless replacement instead of lasting quality.
We believe in buying something once and then being done forever if possible. That means no inferior materials can be used.
The design has to be top notch and made to last into the future with either repair options or the ability to renew the product at the very least.
It should not easily break if it’s designed with longevity in mind. Some companies actually design a shelf life into their products.
They actually count on you having to replace the product with a new one to keep them in business.
We believe in saving our customers money the same as we would want to save our money.
If It Can't Be Repaired, Then It Shouldn't Be Made
Repairability seems to elude most companies. They would rather have you buy a new one of their products, than to make it easy to repair or renew it.
Our resources should be conserved when possible, and not treated as an endless source of money to be harvested by the greedy capitalist.
The Best Bong was designed from the start to be modular. This meant every part would now be repairable/replaceable/renewable in nature.
This would save our customers a lot of money over the life of the product, which in this case will be forever.Â
It Shouldn't Be Hard To Get Warranty Help
Well here is another point that should be simple to execute. Â
You can reach us via email for all warranty claims and we will respond immediately, if not sooner.
We won’t ever make you look for a receipt or make you look up some transfer paperwork.
An Original Receipt Requirement Is B.S.
One of our BIGGEST pet peeves with companies we’ve dealt with over the years, is the requirement of the original receipt. Where do they get off asking for this?
Who has ever kept a receipt for over a year, let alone 5, 10, 15 or 20 years. It’s a blatant and known tactic to void the warranty they give you and that is the lowest of the low in our minds.
Why not just back up the products you make with a real solid warranty without all the escape clauses?
It’s obvious they have little intention of ever making good on their warranties with this little B.S. disclaimer they stick in their fine print.
We don’t play those mind games. If you have the Best Bong in your hands, then that’s all you will need for a warranty claim.
Who Ever Owns The Item Has The Warranty Period
We thought this one was a no brainer for a company that truly cared about its customers and not just their bottom line.
If it comes with a lifetime warranty then it should be for the life of the product and not the user of the product.
Companies place restrictions on the transfer of the warranty so it ends once you sell or give the product to some one else. We think that’s complete B.S. and we won’t do that to our customers ever.
Who ever is in possession of the Best Bong is also in possession of the 420 multi-generational warranty. Period, no small print to wiggle out of it either.
We hope this means some thing to you, because it’s not the normal way of doing business
"We Don't Cover Stupidity"
We didn’t think it was hard to do if you’re number one goal wasn’t just to cover your ass. Â
But most companies have tons of disclaimers and small print designed to keep them from ever having to repair or replace your items.
We decided to make it super simple. We cover everything, except the tube, which can be damaged a number of ways.Â
It’s Polycarbonate and fairly bullet proof, but it can be scratched over time and if you use the wrong cleaner it can be damaged.Â
So the tube was always a part that would be replaceable by the end users as needed.Â
Some people don’t care about a few scratches and may only replace it once or twice over the time they own it and others may want a new one every few years. Â
All the rest of the parts are pretty much indestructible, but that doesn’t mean you have to try and destroy it, which brings us to our biggest and only disclaimer.
The Big Disclaimer
"We Don't Cover Stupidity"
We also do not cover stupidity, which simply means don’t do stupid stuff that wasn’t intended, Like running over it or hitting it with something that can clearly damage it.
Also, don’t do things like, cross thread the parts, simple things like that should be obvious, but so we are crystal clear, those types of things technically will not be covered.
The worst any of our customers will ever have to do, if something falls under the, “I did something stupid category”, is pay our costs, plus shipping & handling for the part in question.Â
That’s as simple as we can make it.
The Best Bong is made from materials that will last indefinitely if used properly.
Get on the list now
We only have 90 of the Best Bongs available in the standard anodized aluminum.
We will be making more, but if you want to be one of the first to have one, submit your info and maybe we’ll pick you?
We’re Looking For 2 People From Every State To Be Our Initial “Best Bong” Ambassadors.
“Those Chosen Will Get a Special Price And The Nectar Collector Adapter Included, Plus Our Never To Be Released To The Public “Umido Grinder”
Let us know if you would have an interest in owning a Best Bong made of Stainless Steel or Titanium.
They will definitely be more expensive than the aluminum version but, they will last forever and then some. Oh and don’t forget how extremely cool they will look.
Put your info in the tab/category that mosts interest you and we will contact you when they become available.
The Best Bong Waiting List
Stainless Steel & Titanium
Will Be Offered In The Future
Aluminum
Price Range From $1199+
Stainless Steel
Price Range From $1499+
Titanium
Price Range From $ ?????+